Good Tuesday afternoon to the Style Rocket family. It’s sunny and hot here in lovely Asbury Park, NJ (the only ghetto resort on the whole East Coast and we’re proud of it!). Since it’s getting hot as balls out, we’re always into trying something new. We’re cranking up Seals and Croft’s “Summer Breeze”, and then a Main Ingredient version from a Paul Nice Mix Tape. ( Yo Paul!) We’re also shocking each other with an electric fly swatter. Our web guys decided the office needed to try some new beverages out, so they brought us all back a treat. They brought back Tropicali Soda, the Sparkling Cola Champagne Soda.
Let’s break this down. First of all, it smells like bubble gum, and not the fun Double Bubble or Bazooka kind. It smells like chemicals from a nuclear reactor. I wouldn’t be surprised if it can take off paint and burns your skin if you get it on you. Immediately after drinking this, a coworker rushed into the bathroom screaming something about “Round two, and not the good second round!” I myself got sick to my stomach after only a small shot. No wonder these poor kids have rotten teeth. I felt my own teeth start to try and jump out of my mouth after sipping this sizzurp. Where is the champagne? I mean really folks, you wouldn’t mix this with orange juice and call it a mimosa would you? In a five star rating, with five being the highest, we here at the Rocket give this champipple of colas, a mere 2 stars. We had such high hopes for this deliciosa soda.
So let’s get the taste of licking stamps for half a day out of our mouthes and get into some new clothing from Ed Hardy Clothing . Ed Hardy continues to be one of our top sellers. Some people may call it selling out, but you can’t front on the Godfather of Modern Tattooing. Since we aren’t frontin, here’s four new designs from Ed Hardy:
Ed Hardy Skeleton Key Tee – Beige
Ed Hardy Skeleton Key Tee – Burgandy
Ed Hardy Skeleton Key Tee – Navy
Ed Hardy Skeleton Key Tee – Black
Oh yeah, one more thing, here’s what that spoiled little brat Paris Hilton will look like when she comes out of jail: She’s such a little princess that we hope she comes out with a tear drop tattoo. No more hair weaves, make up, or video tapes, the poor baby. We all feel sooooooosorry for her.
We’ll be back again this week with some new items for you from English Laundry . It’s what we do, we bring you the best new clothing styles from the hottest established brands as well as the best new brands. Check out another clothing company we dig: Hause of Howe Clothing . Later dudes.